An amendment to prohibit use of funds for sundry studies.

1. Inserts new text at the end of the bill

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   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to create or maintain a national firearm registry.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study the social effects of online interactive games.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study how humans react to popular baby names.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study how humans react to trends in popular culture.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study any facet of professional or collegiate sports, their games, or their playoff systems.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study whether or not humans are more or less racially-focused when seeking love online.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study the effects of romance novels on human activities.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study whether or not any social media application is able to predict trends in the stock market or any global trading market.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study how rumors are started.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study how much housework a member of one household creates for the rest of such household.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study the relationship between online virtual world users and their avatars.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study how long animals can run on treadmills.

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   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study how humans ride bikes.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study robot rodeo hoedowns (defined as assemblies of robotic devices brought to central locations for the purposes of being programmed to move in unison for no other purpose than entertainment, record-setting, or to generally recreate or attempt to recreate any form of dance) or what they look like.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to study how dog became man's best friend.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to continue to withhold from the Treasury undisbursed grant balances for grants which were initiated before January 1, 2013.

   Inserted: Sec.__. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to instruct any financial institution to designate a firearms dealer as a "high-risk" merchant customer for the purposes of restricting or regulating commerce.

   Original wording

   At the end of the bill (before the short title), insert the following:

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