Mr. Speaker, I move to suspend the rules and pass the bill (H.R. 1988) to designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 1730 18th Street in Bakersfield, California, as the…
Mr. Speaker, I move to suspend the rules and pass the bill (H.R. 1988) to designate the facility of the United States Postal Service located at 1730 18th Street in Bakersfield, California, as the ``Merle Haggard Post Office Building''.
Mr. Speaker, I ask unanimous consent that all Members may have 5 legislative days in which to revise and extend their remarks and include extraneous material on the bill under consideration.
Mr. Speaker, I yield myself such time as I may consume.
Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of H.R. 1988, which designates a post office in Bakersfield, California, as the Merle Haggard Post Office Building.
Merle Haggard once sang about being a ``branded man out in the cold'' because, having served time in prison, ``no matter where I travel, the black mark follows me, I'm branded with a number on my name.'' He lamented that: ``If I live to be a hundred, guess I'll never clear my name.''
Well, Merle didn't quite make it to 100, but it is safe to say that the people of Bakersfield will appreciate seeing the post office bear the name of Merle Haggard. Merle can hold his head up and be proud of who he was.
Now this will be a time for celebration, but remember: ``We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee; we don't take no trips on LSD.'' So in honor of the Okie from Muskogee, illicit substances will be prohibited at the Haggard Post Office. It will be okay to just stay there and drink, but keep in mind that tonight could be the night the bottle let's you down.
We would also appreciate if people refrain from burning draft cards on Main Street, and please don't let your ``hair grow long and shaggy'' at the Merle Haggard Post Office. Waving Old Glory down at the courthouse will, of course, be encouraged.
Now, Merle didn't always make it easy for people, particularly his mother. His mother did everything she could to raise him right, but Merle didn't listen. So, like others, he turned 21 in prison, doing life without parole, and that left only Merle to blame because ``Mama tried, Mama tried.''
Merle appreciated all our fighting men and women who fought and died to keep America free. Merle was right to ask if we can really count on being free if we have to depend on ``some squirrely guy who claims he just'' doesn't believe in fighting.
Merle was a patriot who loved this country. If you don't love it, then just leave it. But be warned: ``When you are running down my country hoss, you are walking on the fighting side of me. . . . ''
May God bless Merle Haggard.
Mr. Speaker, I urge my colleagues to support this bill, and I reserve the balance of my time.
Mr. Speaker, I am pleased to yield 1 minute to the gentleman from California (Mr. McCarthy), the distinguished majority leader.
Mr. Speaker, I urge adoption of the bill, and I yield back the balance of my time.