A Tribute To Congressional Black Caucus Leadership
Mr. Speaker, in the past I have often had the delight of saluting my departing colleagues with a tribute in Rap poetry. At this point, however, circumstances have been reversed and I am departing. As I leave, it will be my pleasure to…
Mr. Speaker, in the past I have often had the delight of saluting my departing colleagues with a tribute in Rap poetry. At this point, however, circumstances have been reversed and I am departing. As I leave, it will be my pleasure to offer some brief portraits in words describing the very able women and men I leave behind.
Today I would like to highlight three outstanding members--Eddie Bernice Johnson, Donald Payne, and Maxine Waters--who have served as President of the Congressional Black Caucus, CBC. The continually improving effectiveness of the CBC is due to the fact that it is able to benefit from the talent and know-how of a pool of very dedicated and competent leaders. They also have unique personalities that can be appreciated with a few light-hearted verses, see three attached RAP poems.
Texas Mona Lisa
Power and mystery
In generous portions mated;
Fair time she allots
For any issue debated
But her moods are rapidly rotated
Her anger can be swiftly escalated;
Mess with Eddie Bernice's pride
And she'll quickly invite you outside.
Once great goddess of reapportionment,
Her lines drawn in stone would stay,
Through ten years would never fray,
Untouched by rustler Tom DeLay.
Slow sly smile
Magnetic style
Great resource of charm and stealth
But on the side also some Texas wealth.
Struggle focused credo uniquely excited,
Power and mystery tightly united,
Beneath the strict no nonsense fashion
Run deep wells of cosmic compassion.
Special Envoy Payne
Female agents fondly remember his name--
Tireless globetrotting fearless Don Payne.
Stealth master across the globe
Always on the probe;
Quiet in his command
But tightly holds leader's lives
In the palm of his cool hand.
When Donald says move
Charles Taylor hops into the groove;
Liberia from Jersey must learn
To let rule from Newark
Take its empire turn.
Don travels
With the proud and brave,
Somalia he single-handedly
Sought to save.
Always on the probe
Stealth master across the globe
But at home he still holds power,
Email orders cross Newark every hour;
In each Jersey county
A Payne relative rules,
Most powerful political tools.
Tireless globetrotting crafty Don Payne,
Lady agents fondly remember his name.
Mean Maxine
Queen Maxine
Can act hard and mean,
She can fertilize
Any Congressional Record page
With unforgettable rage.
Queen Maxine
Can act hard and mean
When the CIA deals dope
But her career fills with tears
When hungry African kids
Are offered no help and no hope.
Soft candy at the core
But like nails when there's a need;
With California flash
And Southern mother wit
She's a rare dynamite breed.
With Hollywood skills
She makes political thrills,
One foot in the palace of influence
The other planted on the street,
Mistress of coalition magic
She makes power methods meet.
CIA drug selling she labeled a fact
Iran Gate caught traitors in the act:
To save Contras zealots were
Selling weapons and flags
Who could doubt they had
Peddled drugs in little brown bags.
Outrageously right
Maxine makes moderates uptight;
Radicals suspect her elegant style
Cause she got arrested for Haiti
Wearing expensive stuff;
Never mind the clothes,
Just a few weeks later
Clinton told the Haitian dictators
That the CBC had enough.
Soft candy at the core
But like nails when there's a need;
With California flash
And Southern mother wit
She's a rare dynamite breed.
