Mr. Speaker, I ask unanimous consent that all Members may have 5 legislative days in which to revise and extend their remarks and include extraneous material on this Special Order hour. Mr. Speaker, we are going to have some comments from…
Mr. Speaker, I ask unanimous consent that all Members may have 5 legislative days in which to revise and extend their remarks and include extraneous material on this Special Order hour.
Mr. Speaker, we are going to have some comments from some friends of Mr. Kelly Armstrong who is leaving us to serve as the Governor of North Dakota. I suppose I will kick it off.
Harry Truman famously said: ``You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.'' I am a big fan of Mr. Truman, so I assume that he was telling the truth. When I first got to Washington, I assumed that it would be easier for me to find a pit of vipers in Washington than a true friend.
I will be clear: There are plenty of vipers in Washington, but I discovered that there was also Kelly Armstrong.
I did not want to like Kelly Armstrong. It just seemed a little too cute to have the Dakota boys run together, yet somehow, we just clicked. From the very beginning, we have been fast friends.
We were almost inseparable at the start, so much so that people would confuse us. They would think that he was me or that I was him, despite the fact that we don't look anything alike. I am suave and sexy, and Mr. Armstrong is something else, perhaps.
Anyway, there was indeed confusion about who we were. I remember one day at the back of this Chamber where a distracted and confused Mr. Armstrong came in and put in his card. This was our first week in the House, Mr. Speaker. He hit red, a ``no'' vote, on a Republican motion to recommit. The senior Greg Walden came up and said: Young man, I don't know who you are, but you are accidentally the only Republican in the House who is voting with Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats to kill this Republican motion. If that is how you are going to do business here, you are going to ruin your reputation.
A somewhat chastened Mr. Armstrong changed his vote and said: Mr. Walden, thank you so much for telling me how it is. I certainly hope I have not ruined my reputation. Let me introduce myself. I am Dusty Johnson from South Dakota.
That was my first but certainly not my last exposure to the idea that Kelly Armstrong is laugh-out-loud funny almost all the time.
So many other relationships we have here are work relationships, and work relationships have a tendency to be one-dimensional--that is the gal you grab coffee with, or that is the guy you talk sports with. It is sometimes special when you get a relationship that isn't just a work relationship.
As Kelly prepares to depart for the greener pastures of the Governor's mansion, I want to talk a little bit about what he has meant to me, not just as a D.C. friend or a work friend but as a real friend.
There are four things.
First, Kelly has been my coach. He has made me a better Member because of his counsel more than anybody else here. He has understood my weaknesses, and he has tried to coach me out of them. He has done it almost every week. He said: Dusty, you don't have to participate in every fight that you are invited to.
Similarly, he said: Dusty, that is fine, but remember, in a knife fight, everybody gets cut, even you.
He has made me a better person, which is what friends do.
Secondly, he has also been my policy adviser. He is a great policy mind. When we have had complex legal issues, from sentencing reform to understanding what these contempt of Congress votes really mean, he spent a lot of time, Mr. Speaker, in walking me through them. He didn't benefit from that. He did that because he knew that I cared about the votes and that I wanted to be ready to cast the right vote.
Number three, Kelly has been more supportive of me than I could ever ask for. Literally every single thing that I have done in this town has been done because he has been behind me. He has pushed me. He has encouraged me. Do you know how unusual it is in this town to have people who aren't jealous of your success, to have people who want to see you do things rather than have them do things?
Even a few days ago, as Governor-elect Armstrong could have been forgiven for focusing on his State and his future, he called me to say: Dusty, what can I do to help?
In the last 6 years, there has been no one on the planet who has asked me that question more often than Kelly has: Dusty, what can I do to help?
Number four, Mr. Speaker, Kelly has been one of the very best operators in Congress, and I have learned from that. He knows how to get things done. He sees around corners. He is a grade-A expert at what he calls the wet work of Congress so that his friends don't have to be.
This House has functioned better because of Kelly Armstrong.
Mr. Armstrong, as you leave, we will still cut deals in your absence, but they will not be as good, and cutting them will not be as much fun.
The common thread running through all four of these thoughts, Mr. Speaker, is selflessness. In a political universe that is dominated, and I mean dominated, by self-centered egomaniacs, it is shocking how much Kelly Armstrong cares about me, how much he cares about us.
Some of our colleagues have the impression that I am the nice one and that he is the mean one, and I don't
know how they have gotten it so wrong. I often say that being in Congress is a very easy job if you don't care. It is a very hard job if you do care.
Kelly Armstrong has more heart for this job and for his friends than anyone--anyone--in this town, and that is why it is so hard to say good-bye.
Kelly, we will miss your insight. We will miss how funny you are. We will miss your profanity. More than anything, we will miss your heart.
Harry Truman never had a true friend in Washington, but that is because he didn't have Kelly Armstrong.
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the gentleman from Ohio (Mr. Jordan).
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the gentleman from Wisconsin (Mr. Steil).
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the gentlewoman from Florida (Ms. Lee).
Mr. Speaker, may I inquire as to the time remaining.
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the gentleman from Iowa (Mr. Feenstra).
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the gentlewoman from Indiana (Mrs. Houchin).
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the gentleman from Virginia (Mr. Cline).
I always try to leave a little something special in the tank to close, Mr. Speaker.
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the exceptional gentlewoman from Oklahoma (Mrs. Bice).
Mr. Speaker, I yield to the gentleman from North Dakota (Mr. Armstrong).
Mr. Speaker, I yield back the balance of my time.